Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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