OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
they're like a gay fantastic four
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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