When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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