thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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