I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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