is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I wear drunk well.
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