I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I need moral support for this bender
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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