if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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