just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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