White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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