Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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