So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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