i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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