I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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