dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I need water and some morals
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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