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This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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