everyone is single if you try hard enough
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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