Me too!
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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