You surviving the open bar?
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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