This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Randomize
