pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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