dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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