Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
now i know why i became what i already was.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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