its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
