I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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