You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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