How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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