If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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