I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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