we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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