Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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