OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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