I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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