What did we do last night that was yellow?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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