Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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