My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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