my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
no, he came in my armpit
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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