Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
me + whiskey = a bad person
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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