Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just pee around me
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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