Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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