it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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