haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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