Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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