He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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