in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Sorry about my life...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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