On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You ate ashes out of my bong
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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