508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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