Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
it glows. i had to have it.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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