I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just had sex on a roof
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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