why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize
