I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm like, not good at living.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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